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This page is devoted to stories about things that happened in the Gyp Hills. Some of them may be true and some of them may not be true. You be the judge.

Table of Contents

  1. Talking with William
  2. The Early Dwellings at the Medicine River Read this story first to understand the story about the Cavalry.
  3. The Cavalry comes to town
  4. The Great Blizzard of '71
  5. Medicine Lodge needs Buffalo Bill!
  6. The Day Muck-Muck Got His Wish
  7. Deacon Jim
  8. How Willie the Cripple Got His Nickname
  9. The Chestnut Mare

Every chance I get, I'll publish a new Tall Tales of the Gyp Hills story, so check back often.

From September, 2004:

There Ain't No Gold in them Gyp Hills!

A short story by

Norman E. Thompson

Padre Juan José Felipe Tomás Calderón de la Cereça reached down and grasped the gold cross hanging around his neck and said a quick prayer thanking God for his survival. That gold cross was the last thing he had that was made in Spain. His robes had worn out and he sewed new ones, his sandals had worn out and he made new ones from the hide of that large animal that the indians called buffalo. The gold cross brought back memories of his meeting with La Reina Queen Isabel of Aragón. It was the only time in his life that he had ever been in the presence of the queen, and she actually placed the gold cross and chain around his neck. He remembered the chill he got when her hand touched his neck. It was an honor for this humble padre to meet the queen of Spain, and to be sent with El Capitán to preach the word of God in the New World.

"Vamos a descansar un rato" yelled El Capitán. "We're going to rest awhile." Padre Juan sat down in the green grass and red dirt and pulled out his botellín and took a drink of water. This area was pretty. He had seen so many wonders in the New World, and now as the army marched north they were in a land of buttes of red dirt with white chalk sticking out of the ground. The green grass and native trees made quite a contrast to the red dirt with white chalk. Even the river was red, and when they crossed it, it felt as if it was medicine water. "Yes," el padre thought to himself, "God had really created a magnificent beautiful land in the New World." He smiled a little as he thought about the "víboras", the poisonous snakes sometimes 8 feet long, that rattled their tails. Even in the New World man could not avoid the curse of eating that first apple.

It was 1537 ano domino, the year of our Lord. Padre Juan was marching with the army of el capitán Fernando Diego Ramón de Quiroz, a conquistador appointed by the governor of New España to find Cíbola, the seven cities of gold. Many evenings, after saying mass, after eating supper, the men would sit around the campfire while El Capitán would tell the story of Hernán Cortés and the conquest of the Aztec city of Tenochtitlán. And then El Capitán would tell about the seven cities of gold. The Aztecs told the Conquistadores about seven beautiful magnificent cities of gold, located hundreds of miles to the north, in the area of the huge animals they called los bisontes. El Capitán had very deep genuine faith. "Yo se que debemos estar muy cerca de El Dorado, la ciudad hecho de oro." "I know now we must be very close to finding the city of gold, El Dorado." Padre Juan remembered the day in January when they left the last Spanish outpost. El Capitán knew that the weather to the north would be cold, so he led the army north in January, hoping to catch the warm season to find the cities of gold.

"¡Vámonos!" The order yelled out by el sargento woke Padre Juan up from his nap. The horses snorted and pranced around as the few men lucky enough to have them mounted up. Padre Juan gathered up his botellín and dusted off his robe. As he began the march forward he let out a big sigh. It would be 3 or 4 hours before they would stop for the night.

The sun had moved farther to the west and Padre Juan knew that soon El Capitán would find a place to camp for the night. He reached down to grasp his gold cross and say thanks for another day of life, but the cross was gone. He panicked and reached all over his chest feeling for the chain and cross, but it was gone.


Son of Moon looked at the gold rocks in his hand. The god of the water had made them.

For many sunrises and sunsets, the brothers and sisters of the land had walked, through cold and rain and snow, through heat and sweat, to the god of water. In the land of the tall mountains, where the god of water pours through the tall blue trees, down the canyon, Son of Moon and his brothers and sisters found the gold rocks. Son of Moon and his sister SkyStar waded through the cold god of water, over the rocks, watching the fish swimming in the god of water. The land on each side of the god of water was covered with cold snow, the god of water. And SkyStar cried out to all the brothers and sisters of the land as she saw the gold rocks. She waited for her brother, Son of Moon, a man, to reach down into the god of water and grasp the gold rocks from the god of water.

"Son of Moon, you have blessed our people by finding the gold rocks," the medicine man said as he examined the gold rocks.

And the brothers and sisters of the land walked back, through cold and rain and snow, through heat and sweat, to their home land, the land of red dirt and buttes with white chalk, and green grass and green cedar trees.

Son of Moon looked at the gold rocks in his hand. The god of water had made them.

"Son of Moon, you have blessed our people. The god of water made these gold rocks," the medicine man said, as Son of Moon dropped the gold rocks into the red water. "The gold rocks will make the red water into medicine."

Son of Moon was happy and proud. Skystar was happy and proud of her brother. The medicine man was happy and proud. All the brothers and sisters of the land were happy and proud. And the red water turned into medicine.


Robert M. Johnson held the reins to the right and his paint obeyed like the intelligent animal that she was. Over to the right he saw a small pond and some trees that would be a good place to camp for the night. It was 1851. As he dismounted, Robert thought about his long trip all the way from California. He let the reins fall loose as he pulled his saddlebags down and laid them next to the tree. He pulled the halter off the paint's head, tossed it next to the saddlebags, and bent over to unstrap his saddle. "Yep," he thought to himself, "I'm the luckiest man alive." He laid the saddle down and let his horse graze on the green grass. Out of the saddlebag he pulled out a pot and a tripod and a bag of beans and an old coffee pot. As he set up the tripod and hung the pot from it, he looked around. This was a curious area, with buttes of red dirt and white chalk. The green grass and native cedar trees made it look purple from a distance. "I know I gotta be in Kansas territory but I thought Kansas was all flat. When I left Kansas City it was all hilly and limestone, but not this red dirt. And these cedar trees with blue berries just don't look like anything around Kansas City."

He pulled out a hand axe and cut some dead branches off one of the trees, and got a fire started under the tripod. Then he took his coffee pot and walked down to the pond and got some water. It was red looking water. He took a handful and sipped it, and it tasted bitter like medicine. He filled up the coffee pot and made his way back to camp, and poured the water into his pot full of beans. Then he made his way back down to the pond for more water. "Yep, I'm the luckiest man alive."

The coffee started brewing and the beans started cooking, and Robert pulled a brush out of his saddlebag and started to brush down his paint. "Yep, I pulled off a good one. And they ain't never gonna find me." As the sun sank down below one of the buttes, the shadows from the fire started to dance against the cedar trees.

Once the horse was brushed down for the night, he sat down and ate his beans and coffee. He thought back to that gold mining camp in the Sierra Madre in California. He thought back to that old prospector pulling his mule behind him on that deserted road. He thought back to the way he pulled his gun on the prospector. He thought back to the way the prospector reached for his gun. He thought back to the feel of his finger as he pulled the trigger. He thought back to the way the prospector fell to the ground. He thought back to the leather pouch in the saddlebag, and how he opened it up and poured out 3 handfuls of gold nuggets. He thought back to the way he grabbed the saddlebags off the mule and swatted the mule to make it run away.

"Yep, I'm the luckiest man alive. That gold has got to be worth thousands of dollars. And nobody ever found the old man. It's been a year and a half and nobody found the old man and they ain't found me yet." He reached into his saddlebag and pulled out that leather pouch. He loosened the leather string and poured some of the nuggets out into his dirty hands. Some of the nuggets would catch the light from the campfire and glisten. One of the nuggets, his favorite, was about the size of the core of an apple. He dug around in the pouch to find it and pulled it out to look at again, just like he had done every night for the last year as he made his slow trip across the west, through Santa Fe, and on towards Kansas City. He leaned back against the saddle, with his favorite gold nugget in his hand, and rested his head. Soon he fell asleep.

The chirping of a sparrow woke Robert up. The sun was coming up over the ridge off to the east. In the daylight he could make out a lot more of the lay of the land. To the west were the buttes, looking like mountains shaved off level. To the south were hills and canyons, all covered with trees. To the east was a ridge. He figured he must be in some kind of valley. To the east was a row of trees and he figured it must be a river, probably that red water that he found in all the other ponds and lakes in the area.

He stoked his campfire and got it going. Then he started some more beans and coffee. "When I get back to Kansas City I'm gonna eat something besides beans and coffee!" he thought to himself. His paint was grazing near a cluster of cedar trees. He brought her back to the camp and started putting on the blanket, then the saddle, then the halter, and then sat down to eat his beans and coffee. After eating, he took his pots down to the pond and cleaned them out in the red water.

Back at camp, he got everything packed up and mounted up on his paint. Suddenly he heard a rattler, and his horse spooked. He held the reins tight as she bucked, and kept her under control. Robert never knew that as his paint reared up, her hoof pushed his favorite gold nugget down into the red soil. He rode off into the east never knowing what had happened.


The year was 1966. Dennis and Mike were riding their banana bikes on the Old Gyp Hills Road. "You better not make me late to watch Batman and the Monkees!" Mike yelled at Dennis.

"Don't worry, it's all downhill from here." Dennis answered back.

"We've been riding all afternoon and we're probably several miles from home. I hope we don't run into any snakes," Mike said with a scared voice.

"Don't worry. The Gyp Hills Road is all downhill to the highway, and the highway is flat all the way back to town. Once we get to the old Adams place then we're practically back in town." Dennis reassured Mike.

"Yeah, just like the time we went out on the Isabel road and didn't get back until way after dark. And when we rode to Sun City we had to ride back in the dark. I'm glad it's cooling off and not so hot now. I'm going to stop and drink my bottle of pop." Mike said. He got off his banana bike and pulled a big bottle of Coke out of the basket on the ape hangers.

"You sissy. That basket is for girls!" Dennis said with a laugh.

"My bottle of pop is hot but I'm so thirsty I'll drink it anyway!" Mike answered back. "Hey, look!" Mike yelled as he reached down under the fence line along the bar ditch. He pulled a gold cross out of the red dirt and brushed off the white chalk with his fingers.

"Cool! Can I see it?" Dennis said.

"Yeah, but give it back. I found it." Mike said.

"It's gold! We'll have to go show it to Mrs. Wheat. She'll know if it's real!" Dennis said.

"Let's get back to town!" Mike said. He chugged down the rest of his bottle of Coke and launched his banana bike down the road. The two boys got to pedaling so fast, and on the loose gravel, Mike's bike slid on its side. Dennis slid to a stop and yelled, "Are you okay?"

"Yeah, I think I scraped my knee. Mom's gonna kill me." Mike said.

"Hey, look over there!" Dennis yelled. He went over to the fence line along the bar ditch, and found a rock that glittered like gold. "I found a piece of gold too!"

"Let me see it," Mike said as he limped on his scraped knee. "It looks real," Mike said as Dennis put the golden colored rock in his hand. "This has been a pretty good bike ride after all. We both found gold!" Mike said.

Dennis put the gold rock in his pocket and Mike put the gold cross in his pocket, and they rode on down the Gyp Hills Road back to town.

After what seemed like hours of pedaling, Mike and Dennis climbed the hill up to the truck stop, and then turned north to take their shortcut over the cardboard bridge. Another couple of blocks and they were on Main Street. It was already late and Hibbard's was closed up and the stoplights were blinking yellow. In front of the Intermediate School the boys went their separate ways.

Dennis parked his banana bike on the front porch and went in the house. "Dad, I found some gold in the Gyp Hills! Mike and I rode our bikes out there and found gold!"

"Son, I've told you a dozen times, there ain't no gold in them Gyp Hills! Now it's late. Go eat supper and get ready for bed!" Dennis' dad told him. After supper and a bath, Dennis tossed the gold rock into his dresser drawer and got into bed. He could hear his sister's transistor radio playing a Beatlesong as he fell asleep.

Mike parked his banana bike on the front porch and ran into the house. "Dad, I found some gold in the Gyp Hills! Dennis and I rode our bikes out there and found gold! Look, it's a gold cross!" he said as he pulled the gold cross out of his pocket. "Son, there ain't no gold in them Gyp Hills. Let me see that. It's plastic! And you tore your pant leg again. Now go eat supper and get in the bathtub." Mike's dad told him. "I'll be glad when school starts so those boys aren't out gallivanting around town," Mike's mother said. After supper and a bath, Mike looked at the gold cross. He didn't believe that it was plastic. It looked real to him. He tossed it in his dresser drawer and got in bed and fell asleep.

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